… he goes to McDonald’s at 9:51pm in the middle of watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider to get you the Oreo McFlurry you’re desperately craving. Using his own money. And you’re not even pregnant!

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I love letting my thoughts wander. You start out thinking about one thing, and eventually end up thinking about something totally different.

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I find it very disturbing that American’s pronounce ‘herb’ with a silent ‘h’.

So disturbing that tonight, when Ted on Queer Eye said it a million times, I had to eat two rows of chocolate before I felt better.

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You’re Elizabeth Bennett of Pride and Prejudice by
Jane Austen!

Which Classic Female Literary Character Are you?
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I just saw one of these in my backyard.

Cute, isn’t it? )

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Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the
game show Family Feud -

Name something a blind person might use: a sword

Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin

Name an occupation where you need a torch: a burglar

Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: a horse

Name something that floats in the bath: water

Name something you wear on the beach: a deck chair

Name something red: my cardigan

Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal: mail

Name a number you have to memorize: 7

Name something you do before going to bed: sleep

Name something you put on walls: roofs

Name something in the garden that’s green: a scarecrow

Name something that flies that doesn’t have an engine: dishes

Name something you might be allergic to: skiing

Name a famous bridge: the bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does: goes to the toilet

Name a continent: Italy

Name something you do in the bathroom: decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo: a dog

Name something slippery: a con man

Name a kind of ache: a pancake

Name a food that can be brown or white: potato

Name a potato topping: jam

Name a famous Scotsman: Jock

Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it: window

Name a non-living object with legs: plant

Name a domestic animal: leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with ‘N’: knee

Name a way of cooking fish: cod

Name something you clean: your sister

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Josh and I signed our wills the other day. Now he can put a hit on me and, providing it’s never traced back to him, all my riches will be his.

Which is a kind of silly thing to say really, since we’re married and all and what’s mine is his anyway. So he’d be better off not wasting his money on an assassin and spending it on more important things. Like motorbikes and computer bits.

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