« The Winner Takes It All :: July 29th, 2005 

Just another reason for you to all hate me even more - I just won a $100 Myer Voucher in a “Most Embarrassing Moment” competition!

My entry? Well, it had to do with our wedding night, and a spa bath, and an entire miniature bottle of shower gel.

And that’s all I’m saying about that.

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People want to interview me all the time.

As if I don’t have enough to do already.

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« Sucked In :: July 26th, 2005 

Straight back into the void that is The Bold & The Beautiful.

All it took was one line on the cover of a magazine at a supermarket checkout:

Taylor Back From The Dead”

What the? She died in Ridge’s arms! How on earth are they going to write her back into the show? This I have to see.

(I originally wrote “write her back BELIEVABLY into the show”, but then realised how erroneous that statement would be when referring to B&B).

So now I am glued to the tv at 4:30pm every afternoon, waiting to see how they’ve done it.

Not much is different since last I watched this program. A couple of cast changes maybe, but that’s about it.

One of Brooke’s many ex-boyrfriends, Nick, is now marrying Brooke’s daughter, Bridget. Of course it would be difficult for Bridget to find a man that HASN’T been with her mother.

The Spectra vs Forrester war as ever continues.

And the children keep growing up in Bold years: the phenomenon by which they age 5 years for every one year of the show, even though the adults don’t seem to age at all.

I’m sure as soon as I have seen whatever lame reason they come up with for Taylor’s return, I will lose interest. But until then, I shall enjoy this vacuous indulgence that is Bold. I know I could just look it up on the Internet, but what else is there to watch while I’m doing the ironing?

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…. he goes to the supermarket at 8pm to buy you feminine hygiene products and chocolate.

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Dear Mimi and Josh,

We went to Sea World.

We liked the dollphin show and the polar pears.

Love L***

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« I Have No Words :: July 16th, 2005 

Watch this.

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« Another Day, Another Prize :: July 15th, 2005 

This time: a double in-season pass to see “Fantastic Four”.

Can also be used to bribe/blackmail/manipulate husband.

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